The Distinguished Bum

The July 4th Issue of The Distinguished Bum with Chief Jim Hopper

Motivation For Puppets – Part III: Commuting Life Hack

Motivation For Puppets - Part III: Commuting Life Hack

“Lev & The Easter Bunny,” 2018

"Lev & The Easter Bunny" is based on a picture artist and creator of Tales of Mere Existence Lev Yilmaz posted on FaceBook: Unfortunately, the image shrunk when exporting it and this detail is hard to read:

Vintage K. Doonesbury: The Big Apple

Vintage K. Doonesbury: The Big Apple - Portland’s unofficial slogan might be “Keep Portland Weird,” but for New York it is just a mutual understanding among the locals. When you have a population of over 8,000,000 people, Weird is naturally going to be a demographic the politicians will have to cater to along with the Rich and the Poor and 1,000 shades in between.

This Is Twitter News™*

This Is Twitter News™*: The one where Laura Ingraham & Roseanne Barr use Twitter...

“My Boyfriend Calls Me By A Guy’s Name”

"My Boyfriend Calls Me By A Guy's Name"
I've been with my boyfriend for three months. When we have sex...

How To Get The South To Rise Again In 4 Easy Steps! (You won’t believe #2)

The Billy Graham Funeral Experience

I find this photo of Billy Graham's funeral kind of weird. This is how it plays out in my mind: Employee: "Welcome to the Billy Graham Funeral Experience. Did you folks have the Premium Experience? Great, that comes with a souvenir group photo. Everyone say 'CHEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE-US!' Fantastic folks, this will be ready in 20 minutes." …

AI-Generated Motivational Message #1: The Damn Machines Are Onto Something…